THE BENEFITS OF A DAY JOB
There are a few things I miss about having a proper job: moaning with colleagues over a morning coffee, looking forward to getting home in the evening, and – most of all – getting paid once a month. Twice a year is hard for people with the budgeting skills of a gnat. Harder still when money earned never comes in. Speaking of which, has anyone got any ideas about how to get the advances and royalties owed to me by my ex literary agent? I’ve been tearing my hair out for a year now.